hOW DID YOU KNOW
CAUSE IM A THIRSTY HOE THATS HOW I KNOW
I’m a ugly fucker. But these finally came!
untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock
a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting
your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum
you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.
I don’t know don’t even ask—
Hello there, August.
Cause I just had an epiphany
I actually cleaned my mirror for this new shirt and haircut selfie ok